i just really like tacobell & my boyfriend ☯
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge
And guess what you call a woman who enjoys sex? Nothing but her first name.